This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫This is my favorite post
i thought this bitch was like 12
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics
During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry
This is my proudest moment.
it’s destiny’s child
not destiny’s children
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT